i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm at about main and main street
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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