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(818): View more from California

i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after

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(253): View more from Washington

Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.

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(224): View more from Illinois

dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks

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(802): View more from Vermont

He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster

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(318): View more from Louisiana

A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

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(563): View more from Iowa

Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.

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(850): View more from Florida

Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?

(1-850): View more from Florida

You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.

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