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So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?

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(224): So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went? http://tfl.nu/eczc

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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'

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(512): And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.' http://tfl.nu/l1oz

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I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.

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Four. Poor grandma...

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(403): I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught. (403): Four. Poor grandma... http://tfl.nu/klxl

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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".

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(269): Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid". http://tfl.nu/zeei

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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?

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(619): Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it? http://tfl.nu/4s1d

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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.

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(812): Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life. http://tfl.nu/sryf

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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home

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(262): I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home http://tfl.nu/e4lh

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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.

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(252): She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices. http://tfl.nu/1715

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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.

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(604): Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible. http://tfl.nu/5wo9

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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money

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(647): I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money http://tfl.nu/kbmq

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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?

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I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.

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(570): At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement? (1-570): I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet. http://tfl.nu/p7w6

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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs

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(903): On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs http://tfl.nu/pggr

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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...

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Tuesday

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(508): What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you... (860): Tuesday http://tfl.nu/gel8

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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.

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(479): He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish. http://tfl.nu/o2hu

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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.

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(717): Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much. http://tfl.nu/y3yp

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