you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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