why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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