I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Randomize
