she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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