This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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