I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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