is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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