haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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