So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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