I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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