Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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