Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize