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say what?
wanna hang out?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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