We named our party play list daddy issues
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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