I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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