That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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