I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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