Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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