Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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