So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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