Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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