dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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