Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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