He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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