I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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