Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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