He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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