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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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