It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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