Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Help. Why am I so naked?
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