This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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