lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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