so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize