he thought i was a dude.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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