How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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