what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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