I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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