i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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