you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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