Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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