she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize
