Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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