Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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