only if we run a train.
done.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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