So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Text me some of your sweat
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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