If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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