Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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