Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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