Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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