"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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