Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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