even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
That's what I'm talking about
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal