He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.