I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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