I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
there is glitter all over my balls
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