the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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