he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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