"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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