Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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