Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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