i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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